Humourous Sayings -Wooden Sign

1 - Did i just roll my eyes out loud?

2 - I laughed so hard tears ran down my legs!

3 - I didn't mean to offend you that was a bounus

4 - Remember, as far as anyone knows we are a nice normal family

5 - As long as everthing is exactly the way i want it im total felxible 

6 - Young at heart slightly older in other places